Listen, folks, I’ve had a lot of beers. Some say the greatest beers. But this one? This one’s next level. It’s innovative, it’s disruptive, it’s so exclusive that only the most tremendous beer drinkers will truly understand it. And guess what? I’m on Elon’s lap, where all the best ideas come from.
This Double Hazy IPA? It’s juicier than a leaked Tesla email and hazier than the future of Twitter—I mean, X. The hops? Massive—so much flavour, it’s like Neuralink for your taste buds.  And let me tell you, nobody loves a haze-filled reality more than me. Some people—very nasty people—say I’m just Elon’s little yes-man, his loyal little lapdog, but I say, ‘Who wouldn’t want to be on the lap of the richest guy in the world?!’ I mean, really!  This beer is so good, we might have to put it on a SpaceX rocket and send it to Mars—because, folks, Earth might not even be worthy of it.

12 x 440ml Can - 8% ABV