PASTOR OF MUPPETS - MT EDEN METAL EDITION 
NZIPA 

Pastor, Pastor. 
Pastor of Muppets, you goin to jail. Pastor of Muppets you’re goin to fail. But scammin the poor, you’ll always make bail. Pastor. Pastor.

Here in Mt Eden in prison is where you should stay. But while you're in, your people still pay. Cost them so much just to allow them to pray.
Pastor. Pastor. 

OK that song may not be about a certain NZ Pastor who looks like he may have tattooed his eyebrows on… but let’s be honest, it kinda fits.

As Matty McLean so poetically said: “This well-known self-appointed bishop can get — and I cannot stress this enough — f##ked.”

This person thinks earthquakes are a punishment from god about the way people live their lives. OK cool story bro, how about cults start paying taxes aye? Enjoy this beer and don’t listen to religious blowhards who put other people in danger and rip off the poor.