SHOWER BEER IPA
You have worked hard today; a nice hot shower and a cold shower beer will go down a treat!
Grab this beer. Open this beer. Drink this beer in the shower. Enjoy this refreshing, hoppy IPA in the shower after a long day at work, playing sport, watching sport (go local sports team!) or whenever you feel like it. You are an adult so dammit, you can drink a shower beer whenever you want.
PS. The consumption of this beer is not limited to drinking in the shower but damn, it will taste good in there. Remember, cleanliness is next to hoppiness, so don’t forget to actually shower in there as well.